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Myka’s thirsty

#automatic reblog #Pervy pervy pervy and I LOVE IT #Jaime Murray #and your fucking flawless body #Joanne Kelly #I can think of better things to do with that tongue #and clearly so can the rest of the fandom #Warehouse 13

Reblogging for those tags.

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An explosion that big you have to share.

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Samantha Kelly

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You know you cant make her feel this way..

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new piercing.

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effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Silent Hill. You’re this guy, or this girl, depending on which game you play in the series, and you end up in this town where you can barely see and every time you try to go in a door it’s like “THE LOCK IS BROKEN I CAN’T OPEN THIS.” Also the acting is awful, and there’s literally no story, it’s just like “Oh hey shit is happening and stuff, also monsters.” and the characters all tell you that there’s some overlying story but there isn’t one. Also the ending of one is there’s a corgi pulling switches and it barks a song.

Team Fortress 2: Two groups of stereotypes brutally murder each other over and over again for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever… and ever.

Earthbound: You’re a little kid who has to do a bunch of favors for people you don’t know,

Portal: You make holes in things and kill your only friend while a computer makes fun of you and promises falsehoods about sweet treats.

D&D: You sit around a table with people and pretend to be someone else who never existed, except one of the other people spends a lot of time trying to kill you.

Dragon Age: In the first game before we get out of the fucking door, you drink demon blood and will die in like 15 years, but they’re fucking desperate and neglect to tell you this. You spend you time slaying fucking “darkspawn” that were created by the “sin of man” or some such shit, with a preachy fucking old lady, a virgin templar, the bitch of the wilds, a bisexual elven Puss in Boots, some cranky cult member, a worthless drunk dwarf, and a fucking bard who’s all ladida let me sing you the song of my people, it’s about pretty shoes!!! And then you run around solving everyone’s fucking infighty problems, so they’ll help you, even though if they don’t they’re all going to fucking die, and their infighting is all worthless.

The expansion? You don’t even get your fucking dog, who was the only cool party member you have, and you feed some of that yummy delicious demon blood to the worthless dwarf from the last game. You meet this sad replacement for the virgin templar, who was at least funny. And you make friends with a fucking fade spirit animated corpse. I really don’t know what the fuck happened because…it really did suck.

And the second one? Welcome to Kirkwall, we have one cave, one mansion, and one fucking warehouse, we pretend their all different, but that’s bullshit, all the caves have the same fucking cheese wheel in the same fucking spot. That cult member was apparently part of a different race, of cranky pale horned fuckers. Oh, you want to help these people? Good fucking luck they’re programmed for their own fucking destruction, and no matter what you do, everything you love will be fucking destroyed, it’s like fucking playing through a G.R.R.M book. There’s no fucking point, everything you love will be destroyed. It’s such a fucking downer that they play fucking Florence and the Machine during the end credits.

I was trying to do Assassins’ Creed but I couldn’t make it sound shitty!

any PnP RPG. you have a finely crafted story, with supporting cast that have depth , personas, histories, hopes and dreams, and the main protagonists go to the pub, hit on the wenches, and kill everyone else in sight.